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2 quarters or a dollar bill ?

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Jazz, May 2, 2012.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    TWO QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL

    As young boy, Steve entered a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
    customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world.
    Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand
    and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do
    you want, son?'

    Steve takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

    'What did I tell you?' the barber winked. 'That kid never learns!'

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
    the ice cream store & says; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
    take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

    The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar
    bill, the game's over!:Rolling::Rolling:
     
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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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