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5 elderly ladies

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by stlbluz, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. stlbluz

    stlbluz Well-Known Member

    Hiding on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks
    to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

    The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

    The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 24 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

    "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken."

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128."
     
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