anyone have chapped lips

The origin of chapstick


An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in
front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of
the sheriff.
"Howdy, Stranger."

"Howdy, Sheriff."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss on the horse's butt. :shocked: He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

:doh:"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff, "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."opcorn:

"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.:thinking:

"Nope...but it keeps me from lickin' 'em." :Rolling::Rolling: