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Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Hunt22-250, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. Hunt22-250

    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

    Purchasing
    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
    Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

    Leasing
    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.


    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years :

    (a $41.7 million savings). Value-added benefits are: ? a 22 year old ? no begging ? no coaxing ? never a headache ? happily agrees to all requests ? no complaining ? no honey-do lists ? has great leg(s)!!? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
     
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    Droopy Well-Known Member

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  3. way2slickrick

    way2slickrick Ohhhhh Yeaaaa

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