golfing anyone

From: GOLFING WITH THE "LITTLE WOMAN"

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!". I don't remember much after that.

 

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