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It pays to know the native language

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Alan, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. Alan

    Alan Proud Infidel

    Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking
    population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
    from his pond with his hand.

    The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht, die kuhen haben dahin
    gesheissen.'
    (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it..')

    The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
    for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in
    English.'

    The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more"!
     
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