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Jesus and the democrat

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by cd4th, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. cd4th

    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

    A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one

    afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked

    across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she

    give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.



    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back.

    He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the

    waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the

    restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus

    cup of hot tea, "My treat."



    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on

    crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey

    there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Budweiser?"

    He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's

    boy over there?

    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give him a

    cold beer. "On my tab," he said loudly.


    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched

    him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The

    Republican felt strength come back into his legs, got up, and

    walked out the door, thankful to Jesus.



    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your

    kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back

    Straightening up, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,

    Praised the Lord, and walked out the door.


    Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

    The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...I'm collecting disability."
     
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    Ktfishhunt Well-Known Member

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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