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morning sex

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by bamafishin, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. bamafishin

    bamafishin Well-Known Member

    "Morning Sex"

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
    usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
    wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    Ø As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
    and said softly," You've got to make love to me this
    very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
    dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
    and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen,
    table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and
    returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was
    that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     
  2. DIXIEDOG

    DIXIEDOG Prostaff for Taylor worms

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  4. cd4th

    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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