My next life

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead, and get that
out of the way right off the bat.


Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling
better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too
healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting
benefit checks.


When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty
soon you're too young to work.


So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.


As you get even younger, you become a
kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.


In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs
themselves ragged keeping you happy.


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,

spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.


Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

 

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