Nature

Walking through the woods a man comes upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against it. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"


"Well, OK..."


So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it. With this the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy hand cuffed to the tree, stark azz naked and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there, but while he was doing so the guy shakes his head in sympathy walks around behind him, kisses him tenderly behind the ear and says. "This just ain't your day, is it?"

:shocked: :shocked: :doh: :Rolling: :Rolling:

 

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