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Nosey Neighbors

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by SilverFox66, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. SilverFox66

    SilverFox66 Well-Known Member

    Hello, is this the Police?"
    "Yes. What do you want?"
    "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
    The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?"
    "Yep."
    "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
     
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    champowner Well-Known Member

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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