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Resurrection

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by braveheart, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. braveheart

    braveheart Well-Known Member

    Resurrection - Kids will say anything
    The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children
    to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had
    them sit around him.

    He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful.
    Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what
    the resurrection is?"

    One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor
    said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".

    The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice

    "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

    It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that little boy's voice won't be.
     
    braveheart, Aug 27, 2012
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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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