Sensitivity Training:

Sensitivity Training:
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* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but,

by turning to religion,

I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.

I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!



* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,

so I did.

She's 21, and her name's Kathy.



* Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night.

Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me,

just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.



* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl

in his class give him a hand-job.

I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!
You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."



* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is

having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.



* A man calls 911 and says

"I think my wife is dead".

The operator says,

"How do you know?"

The man says

"The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"



* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die

you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.

She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said,

"You obviously haven't been listening."



* My wife has been missing a week now.

The police said to prepare for the worst.

So, I had to go down to Vinnies’ to get all of her clothes back.




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