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Three blonde girls die

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Fishface1911, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. Fishface1911

    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

    and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

    St. Peter told the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."

    "Which is ...?", they replied in unison.
    ...
    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.

    "Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married, and was still virgin even after I got married."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."

    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.

    "Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married, but was not after I got married."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."

    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.

    "Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."
     
  2. Hunt22-250

    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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