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Traffic Jam.

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Fishface1911, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. Fishface1911

    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

    “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations.”

    “How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

    The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

    :Rolling:
     
    Fishface1911, Dec 1, 2011
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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    DIXIEDOG Prostaff for Taylor worms

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    way2slickrick Ohhhhh Yeaaaa

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