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Traffic Stop

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Klail, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. Klail

    Klail Hi-Tech Redneck

    This old story out of Texas . Seems a guy makes a rolling stop... a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your Concealed Carry Weapon permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a damned thing..."
     
  2. cd4th

    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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