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Woodpeckers

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Hunt22-250, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. Hunt22-250

    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

    Two Trees and a Woodpecker

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into'.

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