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I'm thinking Braveheart, Lozman and Richard

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  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

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    THREE OLD GUYS

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00." :devil:
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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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