In celebration of our newest member

Q. Why do ducks fly over Fedex Field upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Where do you go in Washington D.C. in case of a tornado? A: Fedex Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: Why do the Washington Redskins want to change their name to the Washington Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: How do you keep a Redskins fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do Washington Redskins fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What does an Washington Redskins fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Washington Redskins.

 

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