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Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by The tacklesmith, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. The tacklesmith

    The tacklesmith The Tacklesmith

    Let me see if i got this right.

    If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

    If you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

    If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot..

    If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

    If you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

    If you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and
    your fate will be sealed.

    If you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
    prison to rot.

    If you cross the u.s. Border illegally you get

    1 - a job,
    2 - a drivers license,
    3 - social security card,
    4 - welfare,
    5 - food stamps,
    6 - credit cards,
    7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
    8 - free education,
    9 - free health care,
    10 - a lobbyist in washington
    11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
    12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest
    that you don't get enough respect


    i just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.
     
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