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Mirror Mirror- here's the proof!

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Jazz, May 16, 2012.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.
    Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
    World, but how can I be sure"

    Brad said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

    Angelina agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
    true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them
    whether Shrek was strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest, and
    Angelina Jolie was the sexiest.

    They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

    Angeline walked in, and boasted, "It is true, I'm the sexiest woman alive!"

    Brad walked in with tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the hell is Jazz ? :Cool_thumbs_up::rock_on::danceing:
     
    Jazz, May 16, 2012
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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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    hsb Shore Whore Extraordinair

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    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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    Alan Proud Infidel

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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