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One for the boss and boss 2

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Jazz, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.


    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.




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    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.


    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.


    'They're mating,' her father replied.


    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.


    A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.


    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.


    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

    replied, 'No dear.. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'


    'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted

    her foot and stomped them flat..



    WELL, she said, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any

    of that **** in Alabama.
     
    Jazz, Apr 2, 2013
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    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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    bullet3119 CR Customs

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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