Time to start cussing

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6
year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started
cussing.." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he

wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot

pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be

Cheerios!"

 

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