Today's belly laugh

wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me ... buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men got it the first time.
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool"
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Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again. I'm coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible ... from Genesis:

"And God promised women that good and obedient husbands would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round... and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

 

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