damn spell checker

Last night I got a text from my next door neighbor:





"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again!"





Upon reading the text, I felt anguished and betrayed, went directly to my gun cabinet, grabbed a gun and, without a word, shot my sleeping wife.





A few moments later, a second text came in from my neighbor, "Damn spell checker! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

 

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