Figured you'd love this joke !

day in the



future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell,



where the devil is waiting for him.







"I don't know



what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for



you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to



do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let



one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide



who leaves."









Obama thought that



sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In



it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and



surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced



with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.












"No," Obama said. "I



don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all



day long."











The devil led him to



the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room



full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after



time.









"No, this is no



good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if



all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.









The devil opened a



third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms



tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over



him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.












Obama looked at this



in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle



this."












The devil smiled



and said............















(This is



priceless...)

















"OK, Monica,



you're free to go."

 

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