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Hunt's rejection letter

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Just Piddling, Dec 30, 2010.

  1. Just Piddling

    Just Piddling .

    TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC.
    6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DRIVE
    DROP TROUSER, NC 21692



    October 31, 2010



    Dear Mr. "Hunt 22-250"


    We regret to inform you that we have rejected your applications to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.

    Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our product in advertisements does not portray a positive, romantic image for our product. A loose, baggy, and wrinkled condom is not considered romantic.

    We did admire your efforts to try and keep it on by using Poly-Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note, however, that your's is the first we have seen that looked like a bicycle grip.

    We appreciate your interest, and would like to thank you for your time. We will retain your application for possible future consideration. If by chance we decide there is a market for mini-condoms, we will contact you.

    We send greetings and sympathy to your female companions.

    Sincerely,



    Richard S. Huge, President

    TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC.
     
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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    DIXIEDOG Prostaff for Taylor worms

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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