Indian Cab Driver

If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one...

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a
Papatoetoe Cab Rank. The Indian driver opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no
attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a
naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?!"

 

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