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Post Turtle.

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Fishface1911, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Fishface1911

    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
    caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The
    old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle'
    was.

    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
    across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to
    explain:


    "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
    doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his
    ability to function, and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up
    there to begin with."


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    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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