Some Changes At Our House

Today we took down our Confederate, REBEL Flag and peeled the NRA sticker off our front door.

We also disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy ass Neighborhood Watch program.

We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black ISIS flag in the center. (I bet the robbers are getting nervous).

Now the local police, county sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and several other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

We've never felt more safe, and we're saving fifty bucks a month.

Life is good. :stirthepot:

 

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