Would You marry Again? - Priceless

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks
Over at him and asks the question....



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."

 

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