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Old Men Still Got It (sometimes they just forget where they put it ;-) )

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by SilverFox66, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. SilverFox66

    SilverFox66 Well-Known Member

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm
    for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It
    was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up
    nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
    apple and peach trees.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
    pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
    over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
    some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
    laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was
    a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they
    all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
    out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here
    to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
    out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

  2. Fishface1911

    Fishface1911 Master of Puppets.

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